(Playing Skyrim)
*Kill Blood Dragon. It then proceeds to sink into the ground. Music begins to fade.*
Me: (Does that mean I don’t get the soul?)
*Music begins to become louder, along with a whistling sound. Look up.*
Me: (OHMYGODHOWAREYOUEVENFALLINGFROMTHESKY?!?!?) “FUS RO DAH!”
*Character still gets hit, but shout also hits dragon. Both end up flying off the mountain, absorbing the soul in the process.*
Me: (This is going to hurt so much.)
*Dragon lands on pointy rock and jiggles. Somehow land in water and not be injured.*
Me: (…Screw it. I’m gathering the loot and calling it a day.)