(Me playing Skyrim) *Walk out of my house* Challenger: “I hear you are a mage. I’ll be the judge of that. Let’s duel!” Me: “Your funeral.” *Fight commences. I use frost and a one-handed sword* Challenger: “This is a mage’s duel! You are supposed to use magic!” Me: (Fine) “FUS RO DAH!” *Challenger flies into a nearby building. I then use flames and finish him off* Me: (…) *Back to slaying dragons*